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WARNING: This page is under constant construction and as such, is subject to frequent pot-holes, unfinished bridges, on ramps and off ramps. If you find any problems (aside from incompleteness), please let me know. Also, please note, bizzarre spellings are often my own fault, either from exxccessive coffee use or a perverse scent of humor. Don't worry, I know both will stunt my growth, but have no fears... I'm 5'8" and that's tall enough for me.
And another note for the humor impared: send any comments to me here.

So, the question is who is this Jeff? I'll let you answer that for yourself.


A FEW NOTES:
1. If you aren't using Netscape 1.1 or better, you are crazy.

2. I'm in the middle of giving my pages a facelift. So, in the meantime you are (unfortunately and regretfully) stuck with this. (I guess it isn't that bad... <g>)

Thank you for your patience. Please email jeff@cosmic-wrench.com with questions, complaints/whatever...
Copyright © 1995 Jeff Freeman. Please do not copy.
Last modified: Nov. 19, 1995